Blanket Fort

My chest is caving in like a badly built blanket fort. The chairs are too far apart and we didn’t spread the blankets out evenly. There is one in the middle that is too heavy and it’s slowly pulling everything down with it. We should have fastened the blankets to the chairs with some form of adhesive, stretched them until they covered the living room ceiling and all our doubts. But it’s too late now. Everything is getting darker as the falling blankets block out the hanging Christmas lights above. I know they are there but I am forgetting and its too dark.